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1. Me and another girl are working with the teacher on a duet: I make a very careless mistake (I have trouble accepting those types of errors from myself) and drop the F-bomb under my breath...the teacher hears it and with a straight face says, "It's happy violin time!"

2. Conversation with a friend, who is a non walking Christian:
" Yea, I gotta fly outta here now or I will be late." listening to my words nonchalantly cut off the conversation after I had discretely checked the time with the cell phone sitting in my lap.
"Where do you need to be?"
"Meeting up with some Cru kids." I casually say as I zip up my windbreaker.
" Aurora, how can you take those people seriously?? They would pretty much try and befriend a rock if they could."