Poetry by a Peer

The following two poems were written by Ryan Semple. Ryan is a senior Music Composition major at Radford University. Now why he wrote these... I do not know, nor does he.


The charbroiled hamster sits upon the hammock. He sways among the salisbury steak. Tasty Hamster.
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Soccer. They use their legs. Sexual Innuendo?
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I gave Ryan a topic and he had to write a poem about it and then I had to write a poem based off of the pre-existing ideas articulated in his poem.
Dog Bowl
Lap from the lap into the bowl while the bowl smokes. - Ryan

Paddle to the brim. Evaporate. - Me
Coat Racks

Hung upon the coat rack is. Yea, that hurt upside down chair. Good thing I don't have a pair of trousers. - Ryan

Yea, trousers hung upside down... I don't have a chair. Good thing. - Me.