G.B. car talk:
Have I got the story for you all. It's a fart story.
So, my wife goes in for her first colonoscopy and I wait around for her then sit with her in the outpatient clinic for the anesthetics to ware off. Well, while I was waiting for her to wake up I start hearing farting all around me. Everyone in the clinic is letting it rip and the nurses just walk around like it's nothing. After a little while I decide that it's safe to join in. I have never felt so relaxed in an environment before. Yea, Im having a blast letting loose and laughing while everyone around me is indifferent or still comatose.
Ohhhh man...then I notice that my wife has started to far too! That added a whole other level...!! (by now, everyone in the car is dying from spewing split sides)
Yea...so I have mine coming up real soon. I will tell my wife to bring my boys because I know they will absolutely love it... As a matter of fact, why don't you all come too! With it being a hilarious place and all.
Anyway... (as he wipes tears from his eyes) I will email you all the date when we get back from vacation.
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