Oy vey

"blah. I have to leave for summer school a week before my birthday...lame."- me
"oh yeah?"- brother
"yea"-me
"and when is that?"- bro
"june 12 or somewhere around there."- me
- bro takes out cell-
"when's your birthday?"bro - all casual like-
"really?"-me
"what? you got rid of your facebook. it used to remind me the day before"-bro

There is close a resemblance between the words bother and brother.